Fred

Lyrics
He once shot a man just for snorin' Got out of bed and shot him dead Well his name was…. I didn't know what his name was So we just called him Fred He was ridin' across the desert on a horse to another town Lookin' for a woman in a nightgown The horse's name was…. I didn't know what his name was So we just called him Fred Ah-oh, now Fred's a-ridin' Fred's a-ridin' Fred Fred's ridin' Fred Fred's ridin' Fred Fred's ridin' Fred Well, he got to the town, met a woman in a nightgown And she was wearin' a frown (Hell it rhymed) Well, her name was…. I didn't know what her name was So we just called her Fred Oh-oh, now Fred's a-ridin', Fred's a-ridin' Fred Fred's ridin' Fred Fred's ridin' Fred Fred's ridin' Fred That song's called Fred This song here was written under the influence of alcohol Which has a tendency to make you think things are actually funnier than what they really are Now you've been drinkin' alcohol at the time of hearin' a Fred song You'd be layin' on the floor right now sayin' "That Fred song's whippin' my ass, turn it off!"
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