Friends with Tractors

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I sat beside a man from Hollywood, California, on a plane He said he had rich and famous friends, yeah, he liked droppin' names I said, "Well, howdy do? That's good for you, I dig a lot of those actors But, son, you ain't got a thing on me, see, I got friends with tractors" [Chorus] They'll grow your groceries, haul a load Pull you out and fix the road They're good at slowin' speeders down When they pass through from out of town I'll live out in the country happily ever after I got everything I need 'cause I got friends with tractors [Verse 2] On Friday night, we hit the woods, go boggin' in our trucks It's just about a guarantee some good ol' boy get stuck Where I come from, you can bet your butt a mud hole ain't a factor I'll sink mine to the floorboard 'cause I got friends with tractors [Chorus] And they'll grow your groceries, haul a load Pull you out and fix the road They're good at slowin' speeders down When they pass through from out of town I'll live out in the country happily ever after I got everything I need 'cause I got friends with tractors Yeehaw [Verse 3] I've been to fancy five-star restaurants and I left there barely fed They charged me for the water, the butter, and the bread That gourmet meal looked more to me like fish bait on a cracker But I'll stay fat and happy 'cause I got friends with tractors [Chorus] And they'll grow your groceries, haul a load Pull you out and fix the road They're good at slowin' speeders down When they pass through from out of town We'll live out in the country happily ever after I got everything I need 'cause I got friends with tractors Yeah, I got everything I need 'cause I got friends with tractors Yeehaw [Bridge] Yeah, man, talkin' 'bout Internationals, John Deeres Massey Fergusons, whatever you got, we don't discriminate Front-end loaders, bush hogs, post hole diggers Need 'em, gotta have 'em I believe I do know one actor Is Larry the Cable Guy an actor? Oh well He's got a tractor, hehe [Instrumental Break]