Xbox vs. Playstation

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Rockit Music (as Xbox)] What up? The green monster's on deck, and I intend to end this argument PlayStation, who the fuck is that? (That) Corrosive and toxic, can't play without a hazmat With a controller that feels like shit How's my hand supposed to move? It's never ever gonna fit Now let me list a few things you might have missed We're cheaper, we're better, cooler titles, cooler kids Guardians and Gears are the games that you should fear Uncharted understandably the worst game of the year So do yourself a favor, go and get a better console They'll probably hook you up at your local Wells Fargo Oh wait, but you're poor, kid, you're Sony's little orphan Couldn't make this more morbid, fuckin' PlayStation abortion Can I kill you cross network? Guess who's raisin' their net worth? Now Microsoft just gave birth to a new gaming culture [Pre-Chorus: MissEXP] You played the games That's the only way that we became (Ah) the only household names [Chorus: MissEXP] So which one do ya' choose? (Pick a system) Which one's gonna lose when it all goes down? (When it all goes down, when it all goes down, when it all goes down?) [Verse 2: Jazzie J] Green box, what? You Incredible Hulk? You in that five dollar bin at the Walmart bulk Oh, you talkin' shit and you tryin' to attack? You big, slow and ugly like a damn Betamax Yeah, you hot, PlayStation set you on fire How you claim to be a game? Can't even play Street Fighter Speaking of real games, do you have any? Get with the PlayStation, we got plenty Microsoft, Xbox, Windows and Bing All of these platforms are obsolete things I'm sleek, I'm faster, I'm a hardcore game My speed and my graphics will put you to shame [Pre-Chorus: MissEXP] You played the games That's the only way that we became (Ah) the only household names [Chorus: MissEXP] So which one do ya' choose? (Ah-ah, pick a system) Which one's gonna lose (Ah-ah) when it all goes down? Oh, when it all goes down Oh, when it all goes down (When it all goes down) When it all goes down (When it all goes down) [Verse 3: Rockit Music] For all you fuckin' fanboys, MissE's here to make noise PlayStation versus Xbox, Khaki vs Corduroy Stupid how there's so much hate, every game's the fuckin' same Opinionated little flames, drop the mic, there's no debate First chick spittin' bars, better give her some applause Hotter than a wreckin' ball, did you hear me? Press pause Xbox or PlayStation, all gamer's foundation Stop all your hatin', and just go get a fuckin' Wii, I guess [Pre-Chorus: MissEXP] You played the games That's the only way that we became (Ah) the only household names [Chorus: MissEXP] So which one do ya' choose? (Pick a system) Which one's gonna lose when it all goes down? Oh, when it all goes down Oh, when it all goes down (When it all goes down) Oh, when it all goes down (When it all goes down) Oh, when it all goes down