Salt & Pepper

Lyrics

[Intro] Delicious, so delicious Delicious, so delicious With a dash of salt and a little bit of pepper Delicious, so delicious Delicious, so delicious With a dash of salt and a little bit of pepper [Chorus] It's so delicious Won't you please come and cook with us tonight? With a dash of salt and a little bit of pepper This course was made for you fools You know we rigged it so you'll die (You'll die) With a dash of salt and a little bit of pepper [Verse 1: Moonshine Mob] One, two, punch you and the cops for lunch (Ha!) I got my mob on the line and I'm droppin' bombs So let me spin the disc, soundwaves, they get thin Like an ant on a hill, I'ma suck you in [Verse 2: Glumstone the Giant] Gnomes, they come lookin' for gold, woah there Knocked my tooth out (Oh no), oh no, who goes there? Glum to some, guess I'm sad to love Callin' gaggles of my geese, double-crossed for blood [Verse 3: Mortimer Freeze] Mortimer the mortician with the premonitions My crystal ball's cloudy, snowin' all over my victims An ice, cold mug for a storm that's 'bout to brew It's aurora bore-all over for you! [Verse 4: Esther Winchester] When you hear my moo (Moo), step into my saloon I'll be pullin' out your pockets with a heavy vacuum Yes, I'm the wurst, tin cans to burst You got beef with me? A sausage dessert [Verse 5: The Howling Aces] The bulldogs, we're the hogs on it (Rah, rah, rah) Huntin' in a pack, top shelf, top ramen (*growl*) Doggonit! Howlin' at the moon, chomp on it (Woo!) Yankees of the sky, no, we're not fallin' (Ow) [Pre-Chorus] Delicious, so delicious Delicious, so delicious With a dash of salt and a little bit of pepper Delicious, so delicious Delicious, so delicious With a dash of salt and a little bit of pepper [Chorus] It's so delicious Won't you please come and cook with us tonight? With a dash of salt and a little bit of pepper This course was made for you fools You know we rigged it so you'll die (You'll die) With a dash of salt and a little bit of pepper [Verse 6: The Pawns] One by one by one, your chance at victory is done Simpleminded pawns and we're headless, on the run (Ha!) No more usin' your gun, armor stronger than strong You can only Parry heads, knockin' them off (Yup) [Verse 7: The Knight] With a sword and a shield, I'll be knockin' you down In the hall of the Knight, hit you with a fake-out Come a little closer, hit ya with a wild swing Jumpin' off my mane, dealin' me a good sting [Verse 8: The Bishop] Here's the Bishop, you're cups on my wishlist My heads spin 'round, I see all of your business Every angle in my sight, burnin' candles for the light I am just, I am right, singin', all rise [Verse 9: The Rook] Sharpen up my blade with a mask on my face Got an ax, here to slash off your head, better brace Smashin' through the cups, causin' cracks, I'm the crux I'm the Rook with a guillotine, trap, better duck [Verse 10: The Queen] Count my money, need a phat raise! (Cha-ching) Keeper of the Pawns, queen of the bad days Stackin' up my lions, roar with a new phase Cannonballs, aim, fire, now, it's a checkmate [Pre-Chorus] Delicious, so delicious Delicious, so delicious With a dash of salt and a little bit of pepper Delicious, so delicious Delicious, so delicious With a dash of salt and a little bit of pepper [Chorus] It's so delicious Won't you please come and cook with us tonight With a dash of salt and a little bit of pepper This course was made for you fools You know we rigged it so you'll die (You'll die) With a dash of salt and a little bit of pepper [Verse 11: Angel & Devil] It's one hell of a dream with an angel and a demon! Burn it all down, souls we'll be stealin' Walls with the fire, balls come to fight Water from the choir, and the flood is on the rise [Verse 12: Chef Saltbaker] So here we are, with a final dish to die for A Wondertart, silly mugs, I've had an eye for Pile up the sodium, devoted to the holy one The Devil's only finished when the deed is done [Outro] Delicious, so delicious Delicious, so delicious With a dash of salt and a little bit of pepper Delicious, so delicious Delicious, so delicious With a dash of salt and a little bit of pepper