Lyrics

[Verse 1] You're always up to no good Your fingers in my cookie jar You can have my checkbook, Visa and my Mastercard too Ain't no price too high for what you do [Pre-Chorus 1] You could be my dog I would post your bail bonds when cash was tight We could fall in love I could be the apple of your eye Let's do it right now [Chorus] My new favourite thing to do Is wasting my time on a bum like you My new favourite thing to do Is wasting my time on a bum like you [Verse 2] Your car's a dump and you're broke (but that's alright) I never liked them fancy guys You don't even look good God, it ain't right But you're starry eyed and out of sight [Pre-Chorus 2] You could fall apart I would post your bail bonds when cash was tight We could fall in love I could be the apple of your eye Let's do it right now [Chorus] My new favourite thing to do Is wasting my time on a bum like you My new favourite thing to do Is wasting my time on you My new favourite thing to do Is wasting my time on a bum like you My new favourite thing to do Is wasting my time on a bum like you [Verse 3] You're always up to no good You catch on like a bonfire Every single worn out line is shiny and new I never met a sweeter liar [Pre-Chorus 3] You could be my king I would knit you mittens and make you pie We could fall in love I could be the apple of your eye Lets do it right now [Chorus] My new favourite thing to do Is wasting my time on a bum like you My new favourite thing to do Is wasting my time on you My new favourite thing to do Is wasting my time on a bum like you My new favourite thing to do Is wasting my time on a bum like you [Outro] Wasting my time on a bum like you Wasting my time on a bum like you