Sincerely, Drunk Me

Lyrics

[Intro] Ba-da-ba-ba [Verse 1] If your stupid ex sends you a text I won't judge you if you answer it One more drunk hookup, ha, ain't gonna hurt ya I don't think so, at least So you peed in inappropriate places (Whoops) And you eat burgers when you get wasted I won't tell the police you're a vegetarian (Unless they ask, you can't lie) [Pre-Chorus] But now you're here in this bathroom Cryin' and judgin' yourself, stop that Here's some standup advice From a girl who can't stand up herself [Chorus] If you think that you're shitty, you're probably not Love that outfit, where'd you get that top? Yeah, nobody hates ya, еspecially me Hakuna ma-vodka, no worries, baby Don't think for a sеcond you're not, like, totally worth it Your mascara isn't runnin', your makeup's not ruined This message was brought to you by the messin'-up queen Sincerely, drunk me [Verse 2] Well, I think we should talk about me I've done some stupid shit you wouldn't believe (Get ready) I broke into a house one night to charge my phone, hmm (Is that even legal?) And then I drunk dialed my ex sixty times Yeah, honey, in one night (Hello? Are you there?) It's called makin' mistakes, and baby, that's how you grow (Hello?) (If this is your voicemail, can you call me back?) [Pre-Chorus] Yeah, sober me has learned to look the other way She knows all the best stories, yeah, they come from me [Chorus] If you think that you're shitty, you're probably not Love that outfit, where'd you get that top? Yeah, nobody hates ya, especially me Hakuna ma-vodka, no worries, baby Don't think for a second you're not, like, totally worth it Your mascara isn't runnin', your makeup's not ruined This message was brought to you by the messin'-up queen Sincerely, drunk me [Post-Chorus] Sincerely, drunk me Okay, okay, okay [Bridge] Yeah, I don't know who out there needs to hear this Excuse me, hello, are you even listening? [Chorus] If you think that you're shitty, you're probably not Love that outfit, where'd you get that top? Yeah, nobody hates ya, especially me Okay, woah, I'm gonna get super deep Don't think for a second you're not, like, totally worth it Your mascara isn't runnin', your makeup's not ruined This message was brought to you by the drunk, cryin' Messin'-up, probably-should-work-on-herself queen You know what, I'm tryin' my best and I just I'm, I'm just not there yet Sincerely, drunk me [Outro] Ha, nailed it More like seriously drunk me Who gives me wine when I'm singing? This is a mistake Fuck it Rhinoceroses