Lyrics

[Trumpet Intro] [Verse 1 : Robyn Hitchcock & Andy Metcalfe, Morris Windsor] Oh the veins of her Majesty the Queen they're so regal and serene How I'd love to say I'd been down the veins of her Majesty the Queen Tunnel down their beauteous sheen and tell everything I'd seen Oh the Queen Oh yes the Queen And her cellar full of dogs And all her dogs Wonder has she any frogs? Oh, has she frogs? Does she ever chop up logs? Or chop up logs? Whoa oh no Oh, no Oh, no No, I don't suppose she does I don't suppose she does It would all be too much fuss Anyway, she'd have a [Chorus] Private detective with her Private detective with her [Verse 2 : Robyn Hitchcock & Andy Metcalfe, Morris Windsor] Just making sure no one ever had a go at her Majesty the Queen Someone no one really knows Oh, you might think you know your friends But nobody pretends They really know the Queen Somewhere deep inside the veins of her Majesty the Queen [Trumpet Solo/Outro]