The Man With the Lightbulb Head

Lyrics

I'm the man with the lightbulb head I turn myself on in the dark I'm the man with the lightbulb head I turn myself on for a lark And how's about you, my pretty one? Do you still roll and dream of bees? How's about you, my pretty one? Do you still dream of bees? I'm the man with the lightbulb head I turn myself on all the time I'm alone like a queen in bed With a barrel of vodka and lime And how's about you, my pretty one? Do you still smear yourself with jam? How's about you, my pretty one? Do you know who I am? "Daddy, it's the man with the lightbulb head." "Avert your eyes from his gaze, Junior, and we may yet be safe." "But Daddy... it's you!" "You're too late. I've come to turn you on. Huhahaha!" I'm the man with the lightbulb head I turn myself on in the dark I'm the man with the lightbulb head I turn myself on for a lark "Say, madam, is this your brain?" "Why, I think it is."