Nothin’ Suits Me Like a Suit

Lyrics

[BARNEY] I know what you're thinking: What's Barney been drinking? That girl was smoking hot Yes, I could've nailed her But no it's not a failure 'Cause there's one thing she is not To score a 10 would be just fine But I'd rather be dressed to the nines! It's a truth you can't refute Nothing suits me like a suit Picture a world where all the boys and girls Are impeccably well-dressed That delivery guy in a jacket and tie That puppy in a double breast That 80's dude with mutton chops That baby with a lolly pop That lady cop who's kinda cute Nothing suits 'em like a suit [ALL] Suits! [BARNEY] Wingman I can wear! [ALL] Suits! [BARNEY] They're, oh, so debonair! [ALL] Suits! [BARNEY] The perfect way to snare A girl with daddy issues! [ALL] Suits! [BARNEY] In navy, blue or black! Check out this perfect rack! I want to give them a squeeze [MARSHALL] Oh, really? Then answer these questions if you please: What would you do if you had to choose Between your suits and a pot of gold? [BARNEY] Suits [TED] What would you say If you gave your suits away And in return you'd never grow old? [BARNEY] Suits [ROBIN] What would you pick? One million chicks Or a single three-piece suit? [BARNEY] It's moot! [LILY] What if world peace were within your reach— [BARNEY, spoken] Alalalalalah— I'm gonna stop you right there. It's suits Come on, Lily. Get your head out of your ass (sung) Two! Three! Four! [ALL] Girls will go and girls will come But there's only one absolute Every bro on the go needs to know That there's no accepted substitute [BARNEY] I'm sorry, suits, let's make amends My Sunday Best are my best friends! Send Casual Friday down the laundry chute! [ALL] 'Cause nothing suits the Undisputed Oft-saluted Suitor of repute Like a... [BARNEY] Wait for it... Suit! [ALL] Nothing suits him like a suit (Like a suit, like a suit, like a suit, like a suit)