A Well Known Fact

Lyrics
[MICHAEL, spoken] Women, you see, are different from men They look marvelous when they're young But then when a woman achieves her matron station There begins a certain process of, well, deterioration Now, just a minute, let me finish It's a well known fact That a man is more attractive the older that he grows [MICHAEL] He's like a late October rose He's noticed everywhere he goes It's the strangest thing But a man is more distinguished As time starts sliding by Although I really don't know why I couldn't change it if I try Unfortunate, maybe But changeable it's not Men of forty go to town Women go to pot It's a well known fact That a man is more attractive With each passing year He gets more and more attractive And the girls react It's a well known fact When a man is under twenty-one He is not worth a damn He thinks that he's a tiger But he's really just a lamb He growls, he roars He wears his trousers tight But he's like that no-good hound of ours All bark, no bite! When a man is under thirty-one He's like domestic beer He has a certain body But he doesn't have it here He wheels, he deals He doesn't spare expense But he's like the national budget All bills, no sense But when a man is forty-one He's entering his prime Delightfully witty, still he's wise For he's stood the test of time [Dance break.] It's a well known fact That a man is more attractive With each passing year He gets more and more attractive And the girls react It's a well known fact
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Credits
- Writers
- Harvey Schmidt
- Tom Jones (Playwright)