National Treasure

Lyrics

[Verse 1] The car's always there at nine Though he's never out on time Night after night, line after line He'll be fine, I suppose The famous Mr. Jones [Verse 2] He really should relax He's due a heart attack Though there's no heart to attack Is it an act? No one knows The naughty Mr. Jones [Chorus] In a world full of weird, you're the oddest ever Heard you brought everyone here so much pleasure, clever We all know that you know you're a national treasure Mrs Jones, you made the best boy ever, ever, E-V-E-R [Verse 3] He's careful with his weight Pushes food around the plate He could never pass as straight Ask his mates how it goes The careful Mr. Jones [Verse 4] Even his mother thinks he's odd He hasn't got a proper job But he says neither did God And he's the Lord As it goes, the mighty Mr. Jones [Chorus] In a world full of weird, you're the oddest ever Heard you brought everyone here so much pleasure, clever We all know that you know you're a national treasure Mrs Jones, you made the best boy ever, ever, E-V-E-R In a world full of weird, you're the oddest ever Heard you brought everyone here so much pleasure, clever We all know that you know you're a national treasure Mrs Jones, you made the best boy ever, ever [Bridge] The moral of this tale Is when everything's for sale Good men seldom prevail, they all fail As he knows, the gifted Mr. Jones