Mink

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Ayo I bump Bauhaus and Deerhoof from a bounce house by a Sears Pool Got an earful from my grandma about dish spots on her weird spoons Heirlooms in my crawlspace, I'm the square root of a dog's face Smoke taste like ice cream and my wifey is that wall safe It's a long way to the big top full of Broadways and Hitchcocks Where the mistrust gets discussed over pigs blood and slipknot Inbox is all dingbats talking missed primes and weird chats Sinbad plays all night and my jaws ache from that rib rack Big facts on a small Earth where you swim laps in that soft-serve And the carvel is a hard sell to a barbell in a golf shirt Got a Mossberg, got a shell toe If my shoes off, then it's hеll no Let my team know if therе's meatloaf then my sleeve go to my elbows Since the bell tolls are all filled up, by the felt throne when that bill come Don't be shell shocked if the bells rock down at Belmont by them milk jugs Still cuss like a first mate at a dive bar on his birthday When the word's out that I burned down all the timecards in my workplace [Chorus] I really wanna mink but not quite like what you think I wanna link with them then drink with them then pretend that he's my shrink I wanna put him down with my crew and take him out to my hood And when my other friends try to mess with him I wanna tell him that it's all good I really wanna mink but not quite like what you think I wanna link with them then drink with them then pretend that he's my shrink I wanna put him down with my crew and take him out to my hood And when my other friends try to mess with him I wanna tell him that it's all good [Verse 2] I put time cop on the incense at the Walmart near the airbeds When the blue fence had to break raw to get waved off like a fair catch Stair steps are my barstools, barstools are my nightstands Bear pelts and my bare clothes, and my fence post is a bike ramp Might land in a back lot, in a cape cod to the ragtop Using hubcaps as a snare drum and prayer rug as my backdrop Hit upload to my cloud page, get a hired girl to say "Wow babe" This is too great and in two days I'll be the new king of clown week Downgrade to a pole dance by a loud ape from my snowman And he might need some help with it because pipe sweet but he got no hands Coke cans for his earplugs, slow drag between beer chugs Sleep mask over small blinds, I got all kinds of that weird stuff Here comes the bad news, there is no way out of this bathroom Unless you saw through your own leg and clean up [?] with a vacuum Haven't slow danced since damn young I have no chance with my camp crush 'cause instead of fuck we fussed about who that other guy in Wham! was [Chorus] I really wanna mink but not quite like what you think I wanna link with them then drink with them then pretend that he's my shrink I wanna put him down with my crew and take him out to my hood And when my other friends try to mess with him I wanna tell him that it's all good I really wanna mink but not quite like what you think I wanna link with them then drink with them then pretend that he's my shrink I wanna put him down with my crew and take him out to my hood And when my other friends try to mess with him I wanna tell him that it's all good