Horse

Album cover art for "Horse" by Rob Sonic & Homeboy Sandman

Rob Sonic & Homeboy Sandman - Rap

Horse

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[Verse 1: Rob Sonic] I'm 'bout to drive my brand new Fiat through the Strand news kiosk 'Cause my bamboo Filas just got canned food triage My shampoo shorted out, my tan hue mammal mop My Cancun va-ca gotta change planes at the Amazon My Camelot's a little rough, my past a little checkered flag My dream's a little empty and my memory's have been Men in Black'd My better half's the whole pie and reruns of the Happy Days Might ultimize the Fresh Fest and my rolling stones are daddy cane My jazzy ways decoded 'em like opеning your parent's snacks To keeping some between your thumbs to feed 'еm to the feral cats The pharaoh has enough strength, we should test it at the sewer line And if it breaks, we paint it and we take it to the Guggenheim This do or die is all we know, or maybe not completely all We know how to get busier than filthy firms at city hall If people called just tell 'em that I threw my phone into a moat Or that I've kicked the bucket, been abducted by a UFO [Bridge: Rob Sonic] Run a baseline, put it on the glass Stand on one foot, sign an autograph Start to bark like a large seal Lets start a fight and do a cartwheel Hail a cab, take it 10 feet Do a chest pound at the Wendy's Use the drive through, take the dog trash And do the robot on the whole way as you walk back [Verse 2: Homeboy Sandman] Bobby has a hobby, I say maybes to the prob'ly and Spent all my dope from winning lottery on veggie souvlaki All of my major relationships were rocky Until I bought my Picasso and now I'm always playing tonsil hockey My vision is 20/20, I'm super at 20 questions Since I was a freshmen I've had a refreshing effervescence We all've enough in common with the people that they name us after It's crazy how much better we are than famous rappers Don't try relating if you never had a Rolo I've joined a lot of groups but my penchant's for going solo You stop me on my way and ask if you can take a photo Though if I had my way you'd throw away your telephono And acting like you know is now a no-no Acting is for herbs that wanna wind up like the bird they call the dodo Location is the difference between a robe and a kimono Rotation of the globe is why they call it rock and rollo Hoe [Outro: Homeboy Sandman] Feed a hobo, instead of buy weed Turn the news off, delete your IG Do a handstand on a blue whale Buy your own merch, clip your toenails Feel your cornpops, for they cop crows Trim your chest hair with your eyes closed Change you password, give a high five Join the Navy, have a baby while you skydive Swish

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Credits

Writers
  • Homeboy Sandman
  • Rob Sonic