Not Finished Yet

Lyrics

[MAX] If you take a twist of lemon And the Everclear leftover From the Prohibition Party Do you know what you will get? [THEO, spoken] No [MAX] You get a gross martini But we're not finished yet [THEO, spoken] I don't know if drinking is the solution here [MAX, spoken] Drinking is always the solution (sung) So you take the gross martini And you throw it in the trash With some apple cider vinegar Then we have a trash can shrub But we're not finished yet [THEO, spoken] I'm not drinking that [MAX] Everything we need's in the kitchen Trust your man, and stop all your bitchin' Don't you know, my dear? The solution's right here So we take the trashy shrub And we add some paper towels And you say a magic word, like "abra-corona" And we get some wipes � la Max (spoken) Try 'em out [THEO, spoken] Okay, that's impressive [MAX, spoken] Boom! (sung) But we're not finished yet! No no no no no no no no no no We're not finished yet! No! (spoken) Okay, now dinner... Good thing I've seen every episode of Chopped (sung) If you heat a can of chickpeas With a bag of frozen spinach And a jar of marinara Do you know what you will get? [THEO, spoken] No! [MAX] You get a nice hot stew But we're not finished yet No! Take the liquid from the chickpeas And you toss it in a bowl And you beat it till it's thickened up (spoken) One sec... Almost... Close enough (sung) You've got a weird whipped cream But we're not finished yet Why not eat like kings if we're able? Dim the lights, and go set the table Pop the pricy wine 'Cause we're dining fine So we take the beany whip Add a little melted chocolate And you blend it into something nice and dessert-y And we get a sweet chocolate mousse [THEO, spoken] Max, this is amazing [MAX] Ha! But we're not finished yet! (spoken) Bon appetit