Lyrics

[Verse 1] Quit your boozin' Flush away the lortap Learn to trip on a mug of herbal tea Find a partner Someone to ease your longing (stupid) When you conflagrate your Hustler magazines [Chorus] These are the rules of life And we must comply If we wanna be Written up in history These are the rules of life And we must abide If we wanna be Everything we're meant to be in life [Post-Chorus] These are simply the rules of life [Verse 2] Leave the rat race No more wheeling-dealing Lock yourself in the closet with a snack Burn nag champa Light some goddess candles Pray America will get you back on track [Chorus] These are the rules of life And we must comply If we wanna be Written up in history These are the rules of life And we must abide If we wanna be Everything we're meant to be in life [Bridge] And then they'll fuck you Fuck you Yeah (yeah) This is as simple as that (yeah) Whoa (whoa) Show them what you got You little snot [Chorus] These are the rules of life And we must comply If we wanna be Written up in history These are the rules of life And we must abide If we wanna be Everything we're meant to be [Post-Chorus] These are the rules of life (These are the rules of life, and we must comply) These are the rules of life (If we wanna be, written up in history) [Outro] (These are the rules of life) These are the rules of life (These are the rules of life) These are the rules of life (These are the...) These are simply the rules of life