Lyrics

[Verse 1] I don't wanna deal with overpasses Everyone agrees there's too much traffic Tell the people they should use their golf carts I wanna be a star but I don't like my part I don't wanna deal with Julius Caesar Persecutin' me because I play in Weezer I'm grateful for the roads and the aqueduct But this is kinda starting to get what-the-fuck [Chorus] I'm scared I'll use the incorrect pronoun That's why they call me Charlie Brown Afraid some jerk'll pull my gym shorts down That's why they call me Charlie Brown If you wanna know the worst I'm terrified to be first I need someone to show me how (Charlie Brown) That is why they call me Charlie Brown [Post-Chorus] Charlie Brown [Verse 2] Don't wanna deal with 3-piece suiters Telling me that I should get a job at Hooters What do these people know about expression? Let me give you all an introductory lesson I don't wanna deal with tasteless food It's the '90s so we oughta have some ratatouille (yep) That's what I love about the modern world (yup) Everybody gets a chance to be misheard [Chorus] I'm scared I'll use the incorrect pronoun That's why they call me Charlie Brown Afraid some jerk'll pull my gym shorts down That's why they call me Charlie Brown If you wanna know the worst I'm terrified to be first I need someone to show me how (Charlie Brown) That is why they call me Charlie Brown [Bridge] I don't wanna deal with expectations Just as good hanging at the Exxon station Sitting on a mushroom underneath the tree Why is everybody always pickin' on me? [Chorus] I'm scared I'll use the incorrect pronoun That's why they call me Charlie Brown Afraid some jerk'll pull my gym shorts down That's why they call me Charlie Brown If you wanna know the worst I'm terrified to be first I need someone to show me how (Charlie Brown) That is why they call me Charlie Brown [Outro] Charlie Brown Charlie Brown Charlie Brown Charlie Brown