I Think About You During the Commercials [live]

Lyrics

PANIC: One, two, three, four! [SONG BEGINS] I can't sleep at night And I can't sleep at day TV din is keeping me awake The worms are crawling in The worms are crawling out The worms are playing poker on my snout Theory of relativity's Finally starting to make sense to me now And I'm worried 'Cause the algebra I never passed Is becoming rather fascinatingly [?] Of you I think about you during the commercials I try to keep you away Think about you during the commercials Every day, stuck in my brain Growing Pains don't do a thing Except sometimes when Jason talks to Mike And they really communicate (Spoken) Lesson two! You start as just a head In The Brain That Wouldn't Die On Mystery Science Theater last night But when I get too drunk And start picturing your face I think about the girls of Melrose Place Consider all the possibilities Ushered in by new technology One million channels The TV Guide says Fonzie's [?] I think that's news we should be proud of As Americans I think about you during the commercials I try to keep you away I think about you during the commercials All the time, stuck in my mind But when the break is over, I I wonder why the Meathead Never gets the business end of Archie's boot Like me and you Like me and you [x4] [SONG ENDS] WEASEL: Take it, Panic!