Lyrics

[Verse 1] And I can do the Frug I can do the Robocop I can do the Freddie I cannot do the Smurf And I can hate your girl I can tell you that she's real pretty I can take my clothes off I cannot fall in love [Chorus] And I can do the Frug I can do the Robocop I can do the Freddie I cannot do the Smurf (She cannot do the Smurf) [Verse 2] And I can watch TV I can shuffle off to Buffalo I can do a backbend I will not call you back And I can start a book I can make some mac and cheese I can sleep twelve hours You'll never see my eyes [Chorus] And I can do the Frug I can do the Robocop I can do the Freddie I cannot do the Smurf (She cannot do the Smurf) [Bridge] And I can hate your girl I can tell you that she's real pretty I can take my clothes off I cannot fall in love You'll never see my eyes I will not call you back I cannot do the Smurf I cannot fall in love I'll never fall in love I cannot fall in love I cannot fall in love I cannot fall in love I cannot fall in love [Chorus] And I can do the Frug I can do the Robocop I can do the Freddie I cannot do the Smurf (She cannot do the Smurf)