I’m a Celebrity

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I'm a celebrity Da de da, da de da I'm a celebrity A 5-star fame junkie I binge then I diet, I vomit on the quiet I'm a role model you see I'm a celebrity Plucked from obscurity Now that I'm in it, with my 15 minutes It's all about me, me, me It's my life I dream about it day and night It's my life I dream about it day and night Da de da, da de da da da de da Da de da, da de da da da de da I'm a celebrity You'll find me in the lavatory I powder my nose, you know how it goes It's all in my biography It's my life I dream about it day and night It's my life I dream about it day and night I'm a celebrity It doesn't get better, it doesn't get better than this It doesn't get better, it doesn't get better than this I'm a celebrity Unknown sexuality She shares my limo, but he shares my pillow Welcome to reality I'm a celebrity When it goes tits up you'll see I'll kiss and tell, they'll all run like hell Yes, I'm a celebrity It's my life I dream about it day and night It's my life I dream about it day and night Da de da, da de da da da de da Da de da, da de da da da de da I'm a celebrity