The Cowboy’s A-B-C

Lyrics

[Spoken Introduction] Ranger Doug: Yes, Sidemeat you're quite a cook, alright Sidemeat: Oh gosh- Ranger Doug: But did you ever in your wildest dreams ever think about using a recipe book? Sidemeat: *Mwah-phew* Well no, I never saw the need for it Ranger Doug: I thought as much Sidemeat: And besides I can't uh... I can't uh... read Woody Paul: You can't read? Sidemeat: It's that alphabet! *Mwah-phew* Looks like a bunch of chicken scratchin! A... M... J... Q... *Mwah-phew* Ranger Doug: Well maybe you just nevеr tried learning it "The Cowboy Way"... [Music Starts] A is for thе antelope B for Buffalo C is for the Cowboy D for the Dogie slow E is for "Eureka!" F, "Fool's Gold" of course (of course!) G is for Gene Autry And H is for my horse I is for the Indian J for jubilee (yee-haw!) K for the state of Kansas And L for Loco Weed (hey I get it!) M is for Montana N for "the new frontier" O is for the Oregon Trail And P for the pioneers [Spoken Interlude] Sidemeat: I think I got the hang of it! Can I give it a try, boys? Ranger Doug: Go ahead, Sidemeat! Sidemeat:*Mwah-phew* Let's see... [Singing Resumes] Q is for uh- uh quickdraw! R for rodeo (ride 'em cowboy!) S is for the sidekick (I should have known) And T for Texas *Mwah*! U for the state of Utah V's for Varmint Dance W is for water (water!) And X for the Triple X Ranch (where we used to live) Y is for the yodel Yo-de-le-yo-do-leeee-heeee! (oh boy this is fun!) And Z's for the bucking bronco They call the Zebra Dun [Spoken Interlude] Sidemeat: I can do it! I know I can do it! Can I try it all the way through? *Mwah-phew* Ranger Doug: You bet! Sidemeat: Ok... A-B-C-D-E-F-G H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P Q-R-S-T-U-Varmint Dance W-X-Y-Zebra Dun! I'm done! *Mwah-phew*