Ghost Train

Lyrics

[Verse 1] The train slides into the station at midnight Just a couple of shadowy shapes are waitin' there The conductor beckons a boney finger Says "all aboard, if you dare" Ride the ghost train [Verse 2] Igor takes your suitcase And Dracula shows you to your seat Right between Frankenstein and the Wolf Man "Here's a couple of my friends I'd like you to meet! Hahahaha!" [Chorus] On the ghost train On the ghost train Goblins, ghost, and ghouls all ridin' next to you On the ghost train [Verse 3] I was thirsty, so I eased on up to the club car I thought I'd get a sip of something cool Three witches were workin' 'round a cauldron They said "We're stirrin' somеthing special up for you! Hehehе!" [Chorus] On the ghost train On the ghost train Barrelin' down a midnight track Never will be coming back Ghost train [Verse 4] When the Grim Reaper stopped to punch my ticket I said "That's it man, I'm gettin' out of here!" Everybody laughed, I said "What's so funny about that?" And they said "The Devil himself is the engineer! Hahahaha!" [Chorus] He's driving the ghost train He's driving the ghost train You'll never get off the ghost train "Might as well make yourself comfortable!" *Shriek* [Verse 5] So if you're ever up in the woods at midnight In the fearsome fog and the drizzling rain And you hear a whistle split the air But you know there ain't no tracks up there Yeah, it's the ghost train [Chorus] You're hearing the ghost train It's the ghost train The fiends are shoveling coal and the devil's got your soul On the ghost train Ridin' the ghost train You're on the ghost train Ghost train [Spoken Outro] [Too Slim doing a impression of Bela Lugosi's Dracula] "Would you like to visit the observation car?" "Next stop, Cucamonga. No, you won't be getting off... Hahahaha..."