Slytherin Point of View

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Once there was a boy who lived Of course, he nearly died But after 10 years No one really cares He struts around school Like he owns the place 'Course, so do I But I'm allowed 'Cause I'm better than him I am [Chorus] Who is that kid With a scar on his forehead? He saved the world But he should really be dead He's good at Quidditch I'll give him that But his hair's messed up And his cousin's fat And he's, well he's… He's just kind of average There's really nothing special He's just kind of average And I'm better than he is [Verse 2] I've got lots of friends You know 'Course they're Death Eaters But at least they're not The Muggle-loving type And I'm going to be Minister one day I've got connections, see And when I am I'll put Potter in Azkaban [Chorus] Who is that kid With a scar on his forehead? He saved the world But he should really be dead He's good at Quidditch I'll give him that Yeah But his hair's messed up And his cousin's fat And he's, well he's… He's just kind of average (He's average) There's really nothing special (He's average) He's just kind of average (He's average) And I'm better than he is (He's average) [Bridge] He saved the world (Oooo) From You-Know-Who (Oooo) He's cool (Oooo) And he's got money too (Oooo) If you want to be (Oooo) Part of the Potter crew (Oooo) Just grab some stupid glasses And a lightning bolt tattoo [Chorus] Who is that kid With a scar on his forehead? He saved the world But he should really be dead He's good at Quidditch I'll give him that Yeah But his hair's messed up And his cousin's fat And he's, well he's… He's just kind of average There's really nothing special He's just kind of average And I'm better than he is He's just kind of average There's really nothing special He's just kind of average And I'm better than he is Yeah