Interview With Voldemort

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[Verse 1] Rita Skeeter: Hey Voldemort How are you doing? Why don't you talk to me? How is all that world domination? I heard you're having trouble recently Voldemort/Tom Riddle: The kids these days Think they're so clever They're always in your way They stand up for what they believe in Well that's just not how children should behave [Chorus] So are the rumours true? Is he out there? Harry is the one who will defeat you The Daily Prophet's new Exclusive interview With the Dark Lord You-Know-Who [Verse 2] Rita Skeeter: The Ministry has been corrupted They say that Scrimgeour's dead They're rounding up the Muggle-borns And saying that Magic is Might instead So what went on at Godric's Hollow? It's such a mystery If you could please give us a story A personal autobiography [Chorus] So are the rumours true? Is he out there? Harry is the one who will defeat you The Daily Prophet's new Exclusive interview With the Dark Lord You-Know-Who [Bridge] Read all about it It's the story you've all been waiting for it Read all about it From his perspective Everything you want to know and more [Chorus] So are the rumours true? Is he out there? Harry is the one who will defeat you The Daily Prophet's new Exclusive interview With the Dark Lord You-Know-Who