Jive Soul Bro

Lyrics

Well I met this lady and I told her quite a story Said I'd love her forever more But the problem is I tell the same old story To every girl who walks through the door This is the Slickster talking at ya honey yeah ha ha Well first they love me and then they don't Sometimes they will and sometimes they won't So I said to this girl, "Hey you get out" And she got to her feet and she began to shout [Chorus] You're a jive soul bro, a jive soul bro And you're always lying to your friends You're a jive soul bro, a jive soul bro And you never get nothing in the end What you talkin about ladies? I ain't no jive soul bro I don't do nothin' but tell the truth, heh heh heh Well you'd think this dude might learn a lesson but I didn't learn a thing at all Well late last night I was out there messin with a lady that was 7 feet tall Now that was a big woman So I said, "Hey baby, spend the night at my house" She said, "No way you jive little mouse" I said, "Hey there, baby, can't take no more" So she threw me on the floor in a figure-four, singin' [Chorus] (Jive Soul Bro over and over by the background vocalists) Hey wait a minute I ain't no jive soul bro Come on and break it down for the Slickster Sooner or later you'll see the light Gotta stop your jiving for the early night [unclear] we got the cure We'll sing this song and that's for sure [Chorus] [Chorus] No no no y'all this is the Slickster talkin to you That's right I'm clean, I'm mean and my pocket's full of green Yeah Hey I'm the ladies' pet and I'm even the fellas' threat (?) And remember everybody, my motto is Honesty is the best policy, ha ha ha, yeah, ha ha