Mr. Stupid

Lyrics
[Verse 1] If I say what's on my mind, dear The judge will slap me down You've got me in the corner And it's only the second round So I'll keep my mouth shut, darling I'll be quiet as a lamb And I'll act just as dumb, dear As you really think I am [Chorus] Well I can shake your hand like orangutan Be goofy as a clown Clear the streets and book your seats Mr. Stupid's back In town Well have you seen me shoot Right through that hoop It's a trick of great renown Bring the crowd and laugh out loud Mr. Stupid's back in town [Verse 2] When your friends point out you're stuck with A Neanderthal for an ex Don't fret about it, darling I still sign my name on cheques I can grunt my way through questions I can scratch myself and howl I can numb you with my dumbness I can lay it on with a trowel [Chorus] Well I can shake your hand like orangutan Be goofy as a clown Clear the streets and book your seats Mr. Stupid's back In town Well have you seen me shoot Right through that hoop It's a trick of great renown Bring the crowd and laugh out loud Mr. Stupid's back in town [Post-Chorus] Well Mr. Stupid's back in town Oh Mr. Stupid's back in town Oh Mr. Stupid's back in town [Verse 3] Oh on your thirty-seventh birthday When he handed you that mink Did you still feel like a victim With your elbows in the sink? But I've said too much already Now I think I'll step aside 'Cause my alter ego's ready For any questions on your mind [Chorus] I can shake your hand like orangutan Be goofy as a clown Clear the streets and book your seats Mr. Stupid's back In town Oh have you seen me shoot Right through that hoop It's a trick of great renown Bring the crowd and laugh out loud Mr. Stupid's back in town Hey hey, Mr. Stupid's back in town I said Mr. Stupid, Mr. Stupid's back in town
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Credits
- Writers
- Richard Thompson