Little Black Dress

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Cosmo] Ever since I was a little boy Dressing up has always been my greatest joy But when it's time to be discreet There's one thing you just can't beat And that's a strapless, backless, classical Little black dress [Chorus: Cosmo] Well, first you go rip, rip, rip Then you go snip, snip, snip Then you whip in a zip, zip, zip And split it up to the hip, hip, hip And as you strip, strip, strip You shiver and quiver For that soft caress As you slip, slip, slip Into that little black dress [Verse 2: Bert] Ever since I was the einem kleinen herren It was the cordon bleu for which I am most caring And the one taste treat so sweet That really can't be beat Is what we have here, how you are, caviar That little black mess [Chorus: Janet] Well, first you go rip, rip, rip Then you go snip, snip, snip Then you whip in a zip, zip, zip Split it up to the hip, hip, hip And as you strip, strip, strip Oh, you quiver and shiver For that soft caress As you slip, slip, slip Into that little black dress [Alternate Chorus: Janet, (All)] That minimal (Minimal) Criminal (Criminal) Sin-iful little black dress! [Bridge: Nation, Bert] Let's face it, mac, that basic black is coming back Let's face it, mac, that basic black is coming back Let's face it, mac, that basic black is coming back! [Alternate Chorus: Janet, (All)] That minimal (Minimal) Criminal (Criminal) Sin-iful little black dress!