Eddie’s Teddy

Lyrics

[Dr. Scott] From the day he was born, he was trouble He was a thorn in his mother's side She tried in vain [Narrator] But he never caused her nothing but shame [Dr. Scott] He left home the day she died From the day he was gone All he wanted Was a rockin' roll, porn and a motor bike Shootin' up junk [Narrator] He was a low down cheap little punk [Dr. Scott] Taking everyone for a ride [All] When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy You knew he was a no good kid When hе threatened your lifе with a switch blade knife [Frank] What a guy [Janet] Makes you cry [Dr. Scott] And I did [Columbia] Everybody shoved him I very nearly loved him I said hey listen to me Stay sane inside insanity But he shut the door and threw away the key [Dr. Scott] But he must have been drawn into something Making him warn me in a note which read [All] What's it say, What's it say [Dr. Scott] I'm out of my head [Narrator] Hurry or I may be dead [Dr. Scott] They must've carried out their evil deeds [All] When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy You knew he was a no good kid When he threatened your life with a switch blade knife [Frank] What a guy [Janet] Makes you cry [Dr. Scott] And I did When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy You knew he was a no good kid When he threatened your life with a switch blade knife [Frank] What a guy [Janet] Makes you cry [Dr. Scott] And I did [All] Woah, woah, woah [Frank] What a guy [Janet] Makes you cry [Dr. Scott] And I did [All] Hey, hey, hey [Frank] What a guy [Janet] Makes you cry [Dr. Scott] And I did Yeah, Yeah, Yeah [Frank] What a guy [Janet] Makes you cry [Dr. Scott] And I did