Lyrics

[Verse 1] Classic FM in my earbuds Awake with an achy tooth I see a spider silhouetted on the dresser Caught in the glow of a text Who in the hell would be messaging you At three-o'-bloody-clock in the morning? The screen of your mobile goes dark before I can draw focus [Pre-Chorus] You're snoring like a pig I creep around the bed and Key in your passcode Our daughter's date of birth To have all my fears confirmed [Chorus] With a heart emoji A heart emoji And the words "I miss you too" [Verse 2] We were assistant bar managers at the Carling Academy Paying for our degrees, serving piss to the hordes On a seemingly never-ending loop I hadn't been working there very long You were giving me a bollocking for pouring a Guinness wrong When the announcement came over the PA To evacuate the building [Pre-Chorus] Huddled under your parka In the doorway of Cash Converters You had the cheek to ask me on a date I said, I'd not consider it [Chorus] Until you apologise Apologise, apologise And mean it [Bridge] Get the carving knife from the dishwasher To stick through your heart And take a backward step To feel the touch of something cold and wet [Outro] And to my horror To my horror There's a slug squashed between my toes