Lyrics

"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Richard Cheese, thank you. You know, I've been dreaming about a little town out Nevada way. And even when I can't be there, I still think about it every day...." Every day my brain goes on a trip All roads lead me to the strip You say potato, I say chips I've got Vegas on my mind I only buy cherries in a set of three A baby diaper means craps to me Adele's 21 album? That's blackjack! See? I've got Vegas on my mind I watch "Full House," I shop at Ace Hardware And every 7-Eleven is nice When I see an onion My immediate thought is dice A plastic fork dispenser is a slot machine My salads are Caesars, I wear Lucky Jeans And that's where you'll find a hard seventeen I've got Vegas on my mind (instrumental break) When I see a hubcap I think roulette The elevator buttons are a keno bet And there's a royal flush in my toilet I've got Vegas on my mind My chest X-ray shows prime ribs I've got a Flamingo in my yard My fireplace has a poker And when I can't fall asleep, I count cards I'll buy a cozy casino just for me and you I can't wait to see that deluxe strip view Tonight my credit score is 702 I've got Vegas on my mind I've got an itch To get rich I've got Vegas on my mind