The Star Wars Cantina Parody Song

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Her name was Leia She was a princess With a danish on each ear And Darth Vader drawing near So R2-D2, found Ben Kenobi He'd have to put the Death Star plans into the Rebellion's hands So, Luke and Obi-Wan Had to get to Alderaan So, they went to Mos Eisley to have a drink with Han [Chorus] At the Star Wars Star Wars Cantina The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a At the Star Wars Star Wars Cantina Music and blasters and old Jedi masters At the Star Wars [Verse 2] His name was Solo He was a pilot With a blaster at his side and a smile twelve parsecs wide There with Chewbacca He was a wookie They met with Luke and Obi-Wan about the Millennium Falcon Docking Bay 94 Stormtroopers at the door With a flash of Ben's lightsaber Now there's an arm on the floor [Chorus] At the Star Wars Star Wars Cantina The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a At the Star Wars Star Wars Cantina Music and blasters and old Jedi masters At the Star Wars [Verse 3] His name was Yoda He was a Muppet Darth Vader was so bad, and by the way he's Luke's dad Luke kissed his sister His hand got cut off In that galaxy far far away Luke has had a lousy day Boba Fett was so mean Jabba had bad hygiene! Why didn't they all just relax back on Tatooine? [Chorus] At the Star Wars Star Wars Cantina The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a At the Star Wars Star Wars Cantina Music and blasters and old Jedi masters At the Star Wars [Outro] Star Wars Star Wars Cantina Star Wars Star Wars Cantina