The Girl Is Mine

Lyrics

[Michael Jackson / Paul McCartney] [Intro] Good evening, ladies and gentlemen I'm Richard Cheese You know, so many years ago Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney recorded a wonderful duet and I'd like to do it for you with someone very special [Cheese] Every night she walks right in my dreams Since I met her from the start I'm so proud I am the only one Who is special in her heart The girl is mine The doggone girl is mine Ladies and gentlemen Mr. Stephen Hawking! [Hawking] I don´t understand the way you think Saying that she's yours not mine Sending roses and your silly dreams Really just a waste of time Because she's mine The doggone girl is mine [Duet] I love you more than he (Take you anywhere) But I love you endlessly (Loving we will share) So come and go with me Two on the town The girl is mine [Hawking] Richard, we´re not going to fight about this, OK? [Cheese] Stephen, I think I told you, I´m a lover not a fighter [Hawking] I´ve heard it all before, Richard She told me that I´m her forever lover, you know, don´t you remember? [Cheese] Well, after loving me, she said she couldn´t love another [Hawking] Is that what she said? [Cheese] Yes, she said it, you keep dreaming! [Hawking] I don´t believe it [Both] Mine, mine The girl is mine (mine, mine, mine) [Hawking] Thank you, Richard [Cheese] Thank you, Stephen [Hawking] Good night Celebrity voices impersonated