The Friday Song

Lyrics

Monday I've got the go to work blues By Tuesday my job makes me want to snooze Wednesday the boss starts busting my hump And Thursday I'm in that work week slump But on Friday when the whistle blows at five It means the weekend has finally arrived Oh Friday (Friday!) Thank God you're here (Thank God, Thank God you're here!) You're better than Christmas You're my favorite day of the year "Here's a verse for the kids..." Five days a week I sit in school Gettin' a daily dose of the golden rule I try to stay awake so I will pass But those teachers are a pain in the class So on Friday when they ring that final bell I'm ready to raise some h-e-l-l Oh Friday (Friday!) Thank God you're here (Thank God, Thank God you're here!) You're better than Christmas You're my favorite day of the year Yeah, St. Patty's is fun, and so is Turkey Day And I'm a big fan of Superbowl Sunday But keep your Valentines, Halloweens, and Fourths of July The best D-A-Y starts with F-R-I So when the real world starts gettin' me down I think of that day that's comin' around Friday is here to set me free It's the greatest day in history If you want the weekend to get here soon Listen to Richard Cheese and sing this tune Oh Friday (Friday!) Thank God you're here (Thank God, Thank God you're here!) You're better than Christmas You're my favorite day of the year It's not Monday (not Wednesday!) Not Tuesday (not Sunday!) Not Wednesday (not Tuesday!) Not Thursday (not Monday!) It's Friday (Friday!) Thank God you're here It's not New Year's, or Earth Day It's better than payday and your birthday It's Friday (Friday!) Thank God you're here (Friday!)