Total Disaster

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I took the high road once; it was lonely I find the low road much more fun I felt like I was running for office Now I'm always on the run [Verse 2] I pushed a boulder up a-over and over I pulled a billion dirty tricks I put away enough Irish whiskey To fill the river Styx [Chorus 1] I told you lies Then you got wise The truth is I'm a total disaster [Verse 3] Girl's name and the color of her eyes Street name and the phase of the moon Write 'em down in a beat-up notebook Set it to a catchy tune [Chorus 2] This is what I do To all of you Truth is I'm a total disaster [Bridge] There's no such thing as perfect Why even try? There's no such thing as perfect Why even try? [Verse 4] If you choose to stay by my side You got to get that I got flaws Feel free to leave anytime Lord knows I will give you cause [Chorus 3] Yeah, you get to choose Now you know the truth The truth is I'm a total disaster