My Little Disaster

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My little disaster asleep on the floor Drank till she couldn't stand up anymore Her friends are all strangers, she's weird as hell Shes a short story I never can tell Sweet little drunkard too clever by half I bet you she never once stifled a laugh She lets it all out, she leaves it to hang She winds it all up and goes out with a bang My little disaster rolls over at dawn Says "Remember when we woke up and got it on?" I ask "Is that right now?" and she says "Indeed." It's never too early for your hour of need My lady of leisure looms large in the room Force of nature, foreteller of doom Might not have a mattress but she has got me Tomorrow I've got no idea where I'll be Life is too short to say no when you're asked To share a shag rug or a pull off a flask Right now there's one thing I do know for sure My little disaster's asleep on the floor My little disaster's asleep on the floor