I Brake for Brunettes

Lyrics

[Chorus] Well I brake for brunettes Blondes in Corvettes Redheads, I stop on a dime Now the way I drive it's a wonder that I Ever get anywhere on time So don't tailgate my pick-up truck Or you just might wind up in a wreck Now they ain't made the sticker for my bumper just yet But I brake for brunettes [Verse 1] I let Firestone put me some new tires on Just a few weeks ago But man I swear that wear and tear Is already startin' to show Well I oughta just whistle or yell But man I can't help myself [Chorus] 'Cause I brake for brunettes Blondes in Corvettes Redheads, I stop on a dime Now the way I drive it's a wonder that I Ever get anywhere on time Don't tailgate my pick-up truck Or you just might wind up in a wreck Now they ain't made the sticker for my bumper just yet But I brake for brunettes [Verse 2] You'll see them big skid marks by the wave pool park And Judy's Beauty Salon And Lord I tore up the street Down in front of Betty's Boutique Where they come out with miniskirts on Well I know I'm gonna wear out my tread Down by Tina's tanning beds [Chorus] 'Cause I brake for brunettes Blondes in Corvettes Redheads, I stop on a dime Now the way I drive it's a wonder that I Ever get anywhere on time So don't tailgate my pick-up truck Or you just might wind up in a wreck No they ain't made the sticker for my bumper just yet But I brake for brunettes [Tag] I brake for brunettes Man I brake for brunettes