P.R.O.D.

Lyrics

Dave Bidini & Dave Clark (One, two. One, two, three, four...) Well, all day long we beat on a drum We get our sound out of chewing bubble gum Well, they give us headlines when all we tell are jokes We got word they aren't very funny Suck in your cheeks, smile and wave We are the People's Republic of Dave We don't mess with things that are loaded or caged We watch TV with a God-given rage We don't finish until we turn the page I'm damn mad at you, your name is Preston Manning, so take this Thunder and lightning made us the same You'd be surprised, but the answer is plain Watch humans, some do, mount up and go far But here and others just strum their guitars Now, don't be offended if we stay all night and play It's not that we're not grateful for your hospitality But there's too many devils in this town who stop and cheer We ward them off with music and beer