Get Me to the Church On Time

Lyrics

[JAMIE & HARRY] There's just a few more hours That's all the time you've got A few more hours Before they tie the knot [ALFRED, spoken] There's drinks and girls all over London And I gotta track 'em down in just a few more hours, haha Set 'em up, my darling [ALFRED] I'm getting married in the morning Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime Pull out the stopper, let's have a whopper But get me to the church on time I got to be there in the morning Spruced up and lookin' in my prime Girls, come and kiss me, show how you'll miss me But get me to the church on time If I am dancing Roll up the floor If I am whistlin' Me out the door I'm gettin' married in the morning Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime Kick up a rumpus, but don't lose the compass And get me to the church [JAMIE & HARRY] Get him to the church [ALFRED] For God's sake, get me to the church on time [ALFRED & ENSEMBLE] I'm getting married in the morning Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime Some bloke who's able, lift up the table And get me to the church on time If I am flying Then shoot me down If I am wooin' Get her out of town For I'm getting married in the morning Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime [ALFRED] Feather and tar me, call out the army But get me to the church Get me to the church Oh, for God's sake, get me to the church on time [ENSEMBLE] He's getting married in the morning Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime [ALFRED] Come on, pull out the stopper, let's have a whopper But get me to the church on time [ENSEMBLE] He's got to be there in the morning Spruced up and lookin' in his prime [ALFRED] Girls come and kiss me, show how you'll miss me But get me to the church on time If I am dancing Roll up the floor If I am whistlin' Me out the door [ENSEMBLE] Oh, he's getting married in the morning Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime (Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime) [ALFRED] Drug me or jail me, stamp me or mail me But get me to the church [ENSEMBLE] Get him to the church [ALFRED] For God's sake, get me to the church on time [Instrumental Break] [ENSEMBLE] Girls come and kiss him, show how you'll miss him And get him to the church on time [Instrumental Break] [ENSEMBLE] Kick up a rumpus, but don't lose the compass And get him to the church on time [MEN] If I am flying Then shoot me down If I am wooin' Get her out of town [ENSEMBLE] He's getting married in the morning Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime [MAN 1] Some bloke who's able [MAN 2] Lift up the table [ALFRED] Get me to the church on time [Instrumental Break] [ENSEMBLE] But get him to the church Get him to the church [JAMIE & HARRY] Starlight is reelin' home to bed now Mornin' is smearin' up the sky [ENSEMBLE] London is waking Daylight is breaking [JAMIE & HARRY] Good luck, old chum Good health, goodbye [ALFRED] I'm gettin' married in the mornin' Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime [ENSEMBLE] Hail and salute me, then haul off and boot me And get me to the church Get me to the church For God's sake, get me to the church on time