Beers, Steers + Queers

Lyrics

[Intro (spoken):] Crazy Haha dang Y'all gotta call the other number and find out when they're, what, how much it is to get in there Hmm Probably five dollars, find out where it's at I don't know if they're gonna have a band there tomorrow night, somebody popular, y'know, 'cause the Village People are popular Yeah Well they used to be Well I don't know what this cock thing is I, I think it's a uh... (laughter) The Revolting Cocks? (giggling laughter) Yeah I think it's a, um, it's a … a male strip show, dance show Male strippers Hmm I could call em and ask em what is that. What did they call it? The Revolting Cocks Okay (laughter) oooh boy, okay then well you have fun tonight don't freeze to death Okay, well if y'all get a chance, come out Okay Alright Bye bye Minds are empty, heads are hollow You might find out the truth is hard to swallow There's a place down there where heads are square Laws are tough, few are fair There is a law and there is a lawman Who is the right and who is the wrong man? It doesn't take much to kill that guy Don't get in my face and ask me why Texas is the place, hang 'em high Beers, steers and queers Beers, steers and queers Texas is full of women and willies Eyes too close, filthy hillbillies Who are these people, raised in barns Ghouls and fools, sex on farms Texas hoedown, this is the lowdown You're full of shit, destined to go down Let's go down, herd 'em up If you agree, then it's word 'em up And if you don't, then shut the fuck up Beers, steers and queers Beers, steers and queers I've spent my life cold kickin' shit Not gonna give up, ain't about to quit Life is a bucket of [...] Gettin' rough, feeding stock Get in my way? I'll knock you off Beers, steers and queers Beers, steers and queers Beers, steers and queers Beers, steers and queers I'm a crazy mother in a drunken state A redneck asswipe who thinks he's great So full of shit, diarrhea for fingers Everywhere I go, personality lingers Say you don't like my dialect I don't give a damn, so fuck your respect If you're looking for a reason, don't look any further Cause I'll give it to you, baby, just like your father Take what you get if it does the job Texas has religion, the Revolting Cocks are God! Beers, steers, and queers Beers, steers, and queers! Yeeha! This is our house and our house music. I am the creator (Cowboy...)