Honk if You Love Jesus

Lyrics

[Pre-Chorus] There's no coffee in my cup The TV's stuck on the screen saver There's only bad news in the paper Gave me a paper cut The fucker in front of me is stopping And the sticker on his Prius Says "Honk if You Love Jesus" [Chorus] There's no girls at this club And my drink tastes just like water It cost me eleven dollars I guess two drinks is quite enough My calendar needs a couple cancelations And I need a vacation [Verse] Maybe if I turn it to ten You could hear my music again The melody and the baselinе And the rhythm, they all feel like friеnds You haven't seen in a long time Maybe if I swallowed my tongue If I didn't ask what I lack Shoulda gone to college 'Cause at least then I coulda blamed it on that [Pre-Chorus] There's no coffee in my cup The TV's stuck on the screen saver There's only bad news in the paper Gave me a paper cut The fucker in front of me is stopping And the sticker on his Prius Says "Honk if You Love Jesus" [Chorus] There's no girls at this club And my drink tastes just like water It cost me eleven dollars I guess two drinks is quite enough My calendar needs a couple cancelations And I need a vacation