Lyrics

[Intro] Living room, living room Living room, living room Living room, living room [Verse 1] This is living room poetry More stirring than silver sterling spoons in my ready-made cuppa tea So let me give you my PG tips: splash of milk, two sugars and (satisfied sigh) that's perfect Let me be visual, more originality in my mind than Werther's original So far haven't made it off the sofa, so far so good, huh Ever wonder if you should do something more productive and good? Nah, pass me the remote control Stephen Attenborough documentaries, that's how I roll [Chorus] Oh how this boredom has got to me Sittin' by myself singing living room poetry See the world through a TV screen I learned how to live with the help of the BBC And goodness me, this cuppa tea never tasted so good Chillin' in my slippers watching Die Hard 3 Sittin' by myself singing living room poetry [Verse 2] Chewing on a packet of Cheetos mixed with some salsa and spicy Doritos Billy went and spilled it on the floor, that's cool They're still good to eat, (why?) the three-second rule, fool One, here comes to the two to the three to the after eight I've eaten 20 already and I'm quite the state, but I just keep eating Ren and Ben & Jerry, Ren, Ben, Jerry; let's have a threesome And I know this sounds crazy, but get inside me Ben, Jerry let's make a food baby Now my tummy's it is feelin' kinda fruity when my Xbox 360 calls me to duty But I'm bashing like a madman 'cause I can Tomb raider you would make me a married man But I got to stop playing, it's dumb I've played so much Halo I've got arthritis in my thumbs [Chorus] Oh how this boredom has got to me Sittin' by myself singing living room poetry See the world through a TV screen I learned how to live with the help of the BBC And goodness me, this cuppa tea never tasted so good Chillin' in my slippers watching Die Hard 3 Sitting by myself singing living room poetry [Bridge] People learn their values from dumb shows and crap TV That's why it's cool to get a vajazzle and catch an STD And people watch reality shows but ignore reality If you want to watch "Made in Chelsea," please could you leave? I'm talking get a bit of something on that doesn't make me wanna lose the will to simply wanna keep breathing please And slap a bit of "Family Guy" or "How I met your Mother" 'cause I love the way they make me laugh, hee-hee-hee Films about a Samurai or movies about normal guys who find themselves with super powers (Iron Man) Star Wars movies 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, watch for hours Brrrruh [Verse 3] So I guess I gotta wrap it up (Living room poetry that song sucks) So what, I got time to kill I made a tower out of mugs while I'm watching "Kill Bill" (ill) Yeah, I'm off the hook; sometimes I eat my Shreddies out the box, look I'm a bad boy, brains like Einstein, record films on Sky+ after my bedtime And then I watch them in the morning Dirty dancing, it was pretty boring Not enough dirty, too much dancing But Patrick Swayze was quite good, I quite like him Anyway I've got to go now, see ya later alligator, squashed potato Now I'm just saying random words Bicycle, Pigeon Living room poetry, that's how we living [Outro - Chorus] Oh how this boredom has got to me Sittin' by myself singing living room poetry See the world through a TV screen Learnt how to live with the help of the BBC And goodness me, this cuppa tea never tasted so good Chillin' in my slippers watching Die Hard 3 Sitting by myself and I'm sittin' by myself And I'm sittin' by myself and it's got to me Sittin' by myself singin' living room poetry See the world through a TV screen I learned how to live through the help of the BBC And goodness me, this cuppa tea never tasted so good Chillin' in my slippers watching Die Hard 3 Sittin' by myself singin' living room poetry