Lyrics

Stimpy: (tap dancing) Ren: Stimpy what's all that racket about? Stimpy:I'm tap dancing Ren. Pretty good, huh? Ren: It just sounds like noise to me. And you look even more stupid then ususal Stimpy: Oh pshaw. Tap dancing is fun Ren. Why don't you join me? Ren: Ohhh nooo! I'm no eediot Stimpy: Come on ... No one will ever see you Ren: No way! Stimpy: Just put on these shoes and move your feet... Ren: Back off man! I can do it. (tap dancing) Stimpy: Now, don't you feel better? Ren: Hey! This is fun! You're right Stimpy. I'm sorry I'm all the time so mean to you Stimpy: Think nothing of it buddy! Ren: Pal! (and into the song....) Stimpy: It's really great - to have a chum Who's kind and caring - and lots Of fun He slaps me around when I Feel blue Only a pal would do that for you His name is Ren & when it Comes to a friend No one is better Stimpy: Your turn pal Ren: O.K. Buddddd... (scream) You eediot, if you're going to tap dance do it on your own two feet Stimpy: Whoops Ren: He's really fat - but I admit He's not so dumb - for an eediot I hate the smell of his litter box And when he fills with glue my Stay-put socks He's lost his mind, but when I'm in a bind He's better than no one! Ren: Would you comb my hair? Stimpy: With glee! Ren: Would you polish my toes? Stimpy: For free! Ren: Would you shave my tongue? Stimpy: Whoopee! Ren & Stimpy: You're the friend for me! Ren: My friend to the end - Which I hope is soon Has a head full of air - like a Red ballon Stimpy: A ballon head, wow! - What a great thing to be Your always say the nicest thing to me Ren: You're a fool Stimpy: But I think your cool No one is better! Stimpy: Would you tell me a story? Ren: No way! Stimpy: Would you pick my nose? Ren: For pay! Stimpy: Would you scratch my back? Ren: No! Stimpy: Pluck my brows? Ren: Erghhhh! Stimpy: Lick my fur? Ren: Arright Stimpy! That's it! I've had enough of your stupid questions! The answer is no! No, I tell you. A thousand times nooooooo! Stimpy: Oh, just asking! Ren: We're opposites by nature Stimpy: He's a dog, and I'm a cat - I think Ren: But put us both together Stimpy: And we're a perfect match I'm glad he's here to tell me What to do Ren: Somebody's got to think for you You may be a dud, but when I need a bud You're better than no one! Stimpy: No on is better! Ren: You're better than... Stimpy: No one is... Ren: Better than... Stimpy: No one... Ren & Stimpy: No one - is better