Hysterical Women

Lyrics

[Verse 1] There's this guy I know He's nothin' special, he's just Your average Joe That walks around like Jesus Self-proclaimed Casanova Thinks he's such a genius He's from Mars but he's Always tryin' to visit Venus [Verse 2] Trails of broken hearts Are all that's left behind him Girls will fall apart Tryin' to romanticise him They'll go crazy, he'll say "There's nothin' more between us" And their tears are just Such a massive inconvenience [Pre-Chorus] And you might think that as the String of crazy women behind him increases He might start to question something else Maybe even himself? But he says [Chorus] "It's not my fault I'm always honest with 'em These girls can't take A bit of criticism Screamin' and shoutin' And askin' me to listen But it's not my fault that they're all just Hysterical women" [Post-Chorus] Hysterical women [Verse 3] These women don't need his critique He needs to get his head on straight 'Cause they're out of his league He's punchin' way above his weight [Pre-Chorus] He don't care When he leaves them in pieces It ain't fair—he clears His conscience every time he says [Chorus] "It's not my fault I'm always honest with 'em These girls can't take A bit of criticism Screamin' and shoutin' And askin' me to listen But it's not my fault that they're all just Hysterical women" [Post-Chorus] Hysterical women Ooh, ooh-ooh (Hysterical) Hey, hey, yeah (Hysterical) Oh, oh [Bridge] It's funny how ya think I'd be sympathetic, all Sorry for yourself, but you'll just have to let it go Your dream girl seems to be hypothetical And, honey, that's what I'm findin' hysterical [Laughter] Yeah, that was so funny [Chorus] (Hey, yeah, yeah) It's not their fault That you been messin' with 'em (It's not their fault) Those girls don't need Your little criticisms (Hey, yeah, yeah) Next time they're shoutin' Shut up and try to listen 'Cause it's not their fault that you made them (No, it's not their fault) Hysterical women [Outro] (Hysterical) Hysterical women (Oh, you made them, you made them) (Hysterical) Hysterical women (Your dream girl seems to be hypothetical) It's not their fault that you made them (Hysterical) Hysterical women