I’m Getting Nuttin’ For Christmas

Lyrics

[Intro] 1, 2, 3, 4! I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad [Verse 1] I broke my bat on Johnny's head Somebody snitched on me I hid a frog in sister's bed Somebody snitched on me I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug I made Tommy eat a bug Bought some gum with a penny slug And somebody snitched on me [Chorus] Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Mommy and Daddy are mad I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad [Verse 2] I won't be seeing Santa Claus Somebody snitched on me He won't come visit me because Somebody snitched on me Next year I'll be going straight Next year I'll be good, just wait I'd start now, but it's too late 'Cause somebody snitched on me [Chorus] So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Mommy and Daddy are mad I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad [Bridge] So you better be good whatever you do 'Cause if you don't, I'm warning you You'll get nuttin' for Christmas, nuts! [Chorus] I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas (Hey, hey) Mommy and Daddy are mad (They're so mad) I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas (Hey, hey) 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad [Outro] "Well I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas because I contributed to the green-house effect which melts the Polar Ice Caps which melts the North Pole where Santa Claus lives. He's mad." Pbbthh! Stop