Lyrics

Chuck Janke (Brooks Buford): Well, it's been a hell of a game thus far, Wink Wink Dinkerson (Danny Boone): Yeah, it sure has Chuck. You know, Brooks Buford was a three-time white chip All-American at Alberta Baptist Technical School for the Blind CJ: Hmmm. Wow! WD: He's like a nine-dicked weasel CJ: You know, also, Danny Boone, he got drafted straight outta Motherfuck U WD: Huh? CJ: They said he majored in kickin' ass WD: Yeah! I heard he made the fiend's list! (Laughter) CJ: Gosh darn it, Wink, you sure do crack yourself up, don't 'cha? Well, for the halftime show we have a group called Rehab WD: Ahhh! CJ: Apparently, they're gonna perform with the Dixie Demon marching band and the cheerleaders and some guy named "Killer" something or another or something WD: Jumpin' jehosephat! Where does the school find these assholes? CJ: Who knows, Wink, probably a used condom! (Laughter) WD: Well, here they go kids! Let's have a listen!