My Friend Robot

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I got a great new friend, he's a robot He is my man and he's megawatt He doesn't pretend Never lies, never cheats, never steals from me And I trust nobody else with my secrets I can depend on his sequence Logical patterns, I trust in his hard drive Relax, I can unwind and [Chorus] I got a friend and he's a robot man (He's a robot man) You know I got a friend, he's a computer man (A computer man) [Verse 2] I know there is no human so techno There is nobody so DayGlo A constant companion who knows all the action Can calculate fractions and He is zeros and ones and I know this He is not flesh and he can't kiss But who needs humans When humans get angry and humans get ugly and [Chorus] I got a friend and he's a robot man (He's a robot man) You know I got a friend, he's a computer man (A computer man) I got a friend and he's a robot man (He's a robot man) You know I got a friend, he's a computer man (A computer man) [Instrumental Solo] [Verse 3] I got the greatest friend, he's a robot Always thinkin' just nonstop Computing language while makin' a sandwich Converting the average and He is always such fun and he's number one He's takin' the time and he can run Right through the night and he never sleeps And he never lies down [Chorus] And I got a friend and he's a robot man (He's a robot man) You know I got a friend, he's a computer man (A computer man) I got a friend and he's a robot man (He's a robot man) You know I got a friend, he's a computer man (A computer man)