My Ego

Lyrics

[Verse 1] One night while I lay sleeping A phantom ghost came creeping He entered through my door And tip toed across the floor And when he reached where I lay He leaned right to my ear Though softly, he seemed to say His words were very clear Hi me, he said how you been? It's been too long, slip some skin My goodness how you've grown And hasn't time really flown? I've come to tell you what's what And really fuck with your head Tell you what's hot and what's not You're gonna wish you were dead [Chorus] Hello, welcome to my ego Wherever I go he goes Ain't it just so creepy, freaky-deaky? Oh no, now we're out control Acting like an arsehole Welcome to the show [Verse 2] Now looking in the mirror Face to face with the horror It's Apocalypse Now But starring Stephen Chow This guy is really scary This weirdo's freaking me out He's Asian but he's hairy It's freaking creeping me out I don't know who this dude thinks He's tryna fool and convince His bullshit just doesn't stink And how big his dick is How sick his shit is (Shit) How slick his hit is (Hit) How fit his bitch is (Hit) Think he should mind his business [Chorus] Hello, welcome to my ego Wherever I go he goes Ain't it just so creepy, freaky-deaky? Oh no, now we're out control Acting like an arsehole Welcome to the show [Verse 3] Last night right after the show I had to let myself go I got too needy, wouldn't leave me Just for a second alone But I still sleep with myself That's kind of complicated I steal the blankets as well That gets me so frustrated No touchy touch, but who knows What goes on while I sleeping Pop NoDoz, lie there and watch Me softly gently breathing Write poetry and sweet prose And send it to myself We'll always be together 'Cause there's nobody else [Chorus] Hello, welcome to my ego Wherever I go he goes Ain't it just so creepy, freaky-deaky? Oh no, now we're out control Acting like an arsehole Welcome to the show [Chorus] Hello, welcome to my ego Wherever I go he goes Ain't it just so creepy, freaky-deaky? Oh no, now we're out control Acting like an arsehole Welcome to the show [Chorus] Hello, welcome to my ego Wherever I go he goes Ain't it just so creepy, freaky-deaky? Oh no, now we're out control Acting like an arsehole Welcome to the show [Spoken Outro] G'day, mate Do you know what day it is? Are you going mad? A-are you getting much sleep?