Music Is Sport

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Music is sport, come gather round the court Come sweat and scream for your favorite team As you cheer and down a beer You think they lookin' like they could be back in form this year They're sportin' all the name gear They got the shoulder smackin' corporate backin' Lights are blarin', things are happenin', you see The media saccharine glistening on their tongues They'll be climbing up the rungs to the top Of the industry echelons Keep it goin' on, 'cause they didn't have come to play They came to win, pros like them know losing is a sin And when it comes down to handling their balls These boys give their all With hand to eye, down the line, superfine control Backhand, forehand, underhand, power plays They be hearin' all the opposition in a stunned daze Fast man they leave the rest behind You'll find they always have the last laugh As the crowd roars [Chorus] Music is sport Music is sport [Verse 2] The fests are the test, they're like the musical Olympics Or like the grand final meets without the seats It's band versus band in an action-packed day of Non stop playoff, where's the fuckin' payoff? One gets the mic, one makes the pass One executes the play, time for a Mexican wave Crowd goes wild for racket skills I teach lessons in regressions But I sure don't pay the bills [Verse 3] What the hell we hittin' for? Record companies keepin' score Trying to get those shiny plaque trophies for the office wall Pumping out the hits to feed the media blitz Now watch the swollen champs Pour the champers on bikini clad tits Busted through a banner backstage, high five And then we pray to God before we play to the throbbing mob So if you're ever on the sideline or sweating on the court Just remember, my friend [Chorus] Music is sport Music is sport Music is sport Music is sport