Couldn’t Do It

Lyrics

If I could calculate a score of unbelievable acts Stand on my head, maybe juggle three alley cats Take out King Kong and I still feel strong Unleash voodoo with the use of a chicken Bat feet, frog's tongue and not take a lickin' Walk in the rain plugged into a toaster I'd get a charge but I'd still feel the mosta Take out the mummy, the werewolf and dog man Save a dying princess from the Toxic Avenger's plan Head on with Godzilla and not flinch a muscle Out Captain Kirk without the slightest of hustle Drown a fish, push a bird off a cliff Say no to the gogo but then toke on a fat splif Grow an extra arm coming out of my forehead Come back from the grave, take a walk with the undead I couldn't do it (Could you do it?) No, I couldn't do it (Could you do it?) (You know I don't like to do this) (You know I don't like to do this) I could nurture a flower, grow into a triffid Spit lethal poison, leave your body feelin' rigid Talked to Satan, talked to God Standing in the flesh with my hand on my big rod I couldn't do it (Could you do it?) No, I couldn't do it (Could you do it?) (You know I don't like to do this) (You know I don't like to do this) (You know I don't like to do this) (You know I don't like to do this) If I could calculate a score of unbelievable acts Stand on my head, juggle three alley cats Take out King Kong and I still feel strong Unleash voodoo with the use of a chicken Bat feet, frog's tongue and not take a lickin' Walk in the rain plugged into a toaster I'd get a charge but I'd still feel the mosta Take out the mummy, the werewolf and dog man Save a dying princess from the Toxic Avenger's plan Head on with Godzilla and not flinch a muscle Out Captain Kirk without the slightest of hustle Drown a fish, push a bird off a cliff Say no to the gogo but then toke on a fat splif Grow an extra arm coming out of my forehead Come back from the grave, take a walk with the undead I couldn't do it (Could you do it?) I couldn't do it (Could you do it?) I couldn't do it (Could you do it?) No, I couldn't do it (Could you do it?)