Tomb Raider

Lyrics
Ba du bup baa Ba du baa Ba du bup baa Ba du buh buh baa I'm hunting for a magic artifact Guarded by wolves and bears Cats, bats, rats, velociraptors And Atlantean heirs You'll tune in to watch me climb and jump and flaunt my polygons Somehow when they kill the bugs the magic will be gone Tomb Raider, you're ridiculous, but it's still OK Sensible plot and working physics are not why we play The whole thing was kind of a mess; enjoyed it anyway Pretty girl fighting a t-rex? I'll buy that any day Now the same folks who hired me Also want me dead So they pay some random guy To shoot me in the head But all good archaeologists are packing heat these days I've got the department head blasting Old Ones away Tomb Raider, you're ridiculous, but it's still OK Sensible plot and working physics are not why we play The whole thing was kind of a mess; enjoyed it anyway Pretty girl fighting a t-rex? I'll buy that any day Now we're photo-realistic It doesn't feel the same Our jumping-puzzle-platformers Are sensible and tame Sometimes when I feel the strain of being an adult I fire up the old DOSBox and battle the occult Tomb Raider, you're ridiculous, but it's still OK Sensible plot and working physics are not why we play The whole thing was kind of a mess; enjoyed it anyway Pretty girl fighting a t-rex? I'll buy that any day
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Credits
- Writers
- Stephen Smith (Rock)