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The silmarils and palantirs are different things In that the latter is useful It has magic powers The former are just shiny rocks inspiring lusts And ill-advised oaths and some wars that Last hours and hours History is boring History's no fun It just leaves me snoring Until it is done History is boring A total snooze Till I don't even care if The good guys win or lose They told us that the Valar made the elven race Special friends to battle Morgoth And prove him wrong And dwarves are just another glitch a sour note Inspired by hubris, impatience To spoil the song History is boring History's no fun It just leaves me snoring Until it is done History is boring A total snooze Till I don't even care if The good guys win or lose Elves are worse than dwarves Dwarves came first, and elves are racist I don't know if you noticed this the first time through But every time they fight, it's 'cause elves are racist History is boring History's no fun It just leaves me snoring Until it is done History is boring A total snooze Till I don't even care if The good guys win or lose